Flashbacks to a Southern Baptist Childhood
Our TV was hooked up to a device called Curse Free TV. Curse free TV mutes the TV for 30 seconds anytime there is a swear word in the closed caption and replaces it with alternative closed captions (bastard became clown; ass became toe). We once Watched Saving Private Ryan at home. It was a silent film.
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