Birdie Smith @Birdie@social.theliturgists.com

I now see how important it is to remember that when you say "I have anxiety" you shouldn't say it like "I have blue eyes," but instead you should say it like "I have a squid that is attacking my face." Don't be content to live with a squid attacking your face.

Q: What's worse than telling someone they have something in their teeth?

A: Telling them their eyebrows make them look like a Juggalette. But don't worry, @Birdie and I here to help.

A new episode of #PourAdvice is ready for your enjoyment.

https://youtu.be/eKoLOpcznOI

Fun news! #PourAdvice hit 💯 subscribers on YouTube today. Something that started as a dumb joke here on Mastodon has blossomed into one of my favorite thing to do each week.

Thank you to everyone that supported the idea, subscribed, and contributed! You're all great!

Cc: @Birdie

We may have gotten carried away with our ideas to keep your kids in bed, @shawn.

https://youtu.be/BHgss7Jh1IY

#pouradvice #rum #parentingtips

Man named Pete from South Bend, IN running for president in 2020 with killer branding. Check out those state-specific support logos. 😍 But do you think an openly-gay man, despite his credentials, has a chance to make it to the primary in this country? I am hopeful.

https://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/new_logo_and_identity_for_pete_buttigieg_by_hyperakt.php

@Birdie and I trying something new in this week's installment of #PourAdvice: Advice first, drink second.

What do you do when you send a saucy text message to the wrong person? 😬

Also, we make a (seriously tasty) Tom Collins. 🍋

https://youtu.be/MYoeMBTEgZw

#cocktails #gin #advice #help

Is anyone else planning to binge the entire MCU between now and the 26th? Just @Birdie and I?

Hi, everyone! @Birdie and I need a new batch of #advice questions to answer on #PourAdvice. Hit us with something fun or weird and receive a drink on the house.*

(And please boost if you don’t mind.)

*Free drink redeemable in person only, in Michigan, with 24-hours heads-up.

Whoa...

Good lord I'm tired.

In Episode 2, we try our hand at making the Manhattan #cocktail and offer advice to @Ricci on handling unwanted #parenting advice.

https://youtu.be/ythKsfkXKRI

#pouradvice

You ever have???? One of???? Those???? Days??????

Okay this is going out on a big limb here, but I’m travelling to Italy this summer and I’d like to spend a day in Assisi- but not doing tourist stuff. I want to have a spiritual experience of some kind of personal connective experience while I’m there. Does anyone have a good recommendation for a person or group I could connect with there? I see there are lots of silent retreats, but they’re generally several days. Just throwing it out there.