Captain Jack Harkness @[email protected]

Gender is fucking weird.

Ah yes. Making Mother’s Day dinner and having a breakdown while cooking chicken in front of your family. Such fun.

Okay but seriously I like sobbed about the chicken for like twenty minutes it was a big oof. And then I forgot to put the sage on the chicken so there was more sobbing.

Then whenever someone talked to me or I laughed there were more tears.

Family dinners y’all. Family dinners.

“I would like- I almost called him Captain Mike. I would like Science Mike and Vishnu to watch Endgame and discuss it on AATR.”
Words from @winter

@mike
@vishnu

I’ve been crying at the most random or small things for like the past week and I disapprove? Emotions pls stop.

I should sleep but that would involve sleeping

When your pastor uses “demonic possession” and “‘mental illness” in the same sentence.

Oof.

Easter

-y e l l-

Humans exist and that’s weird.

If god is all knowing, then they know all the words to the Vine compilations.

I sometimes just like to casually mention that I’m really gay (pansexual but shh) because this is the only app I have where judgmental humans I know in real life do not follow me.

I realize I only follow eight people. I should probably follow more humans but it feels odd to stalk people’s profiles before I decide whether I’d like to follow them or not, but just following random people doesn’t seem like a good plan either. Life is full of too many insignificant decisions that are probably actually significant.

Our parent who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy chicken
Thy nuggets come
Thy eggs be done
On earth as they are in heaven
Give us this day our daily omelette
Forgive us our vegetables as we have forgiven those who forced us to eat vegetables
Lead us not into beef consumption, but deliver us from the cows
For thine are the nuggets, and the eggs, and the feathers forever and ever bAWK

Go to weird thrift stores. Get a sword.