The Lord’s prayer in chicken form. Not vegan friendly.
Our parent who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy chicken
Thy nuggets come
Thy eggs be done
On earth as they are in heaven
Give us this day our daily omelette
Forgive us our vegetables as we have forgiven those who forced us to eat vegetables
Lead us not into beef consumption, but deliver us from the cows
For thine are the nuggets, and the eggs, and the feathers forever and ever bAWK
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