@JacobTeasdale
"Cool Cult" is a fantastic band name . . .

@AlexTheGirl

DIBS

@Bradley

Exactly!

And when you describe it to people and they start being uncomfortable and thinking "This sure sounds like a cult"

You just say, "It's a cult. I live in a cult. Do you wanna join my cult?"

For some reason this is hilarious to me, and also seems like it would genuinely repel the worst aspects of cults.

@JacobTeasdale

I think I like this idea too much, I am already thinking about logistics.

Like would I want to wear robes and cloaks all the time or just as evening attire. I would need to figure out which flavour of Kool aid I like the most(not spiked of course). Which one is more ominous, a cult located on a farm or an island?

@Bradley
Island cult is CLEARLY more ominous.

But Bradley, we need to be realistic here.

How're we gonna get our hands on an Island?

@JacobTeasdale
A large moat around the compound?

@Bradley
Look at us finding reasoned compromises already!

We're well on our way to ushering in the utopia!

@joeld @mike @vishnu
My internal voice as I read this response.

"Haha naahhh no way....

Wait maybe he's serious......

Shit did Somebody steal my idea?

Wait... am I a Satanist?

Hahahaha i would not have seen that coming a few years ago."