I just had the thought that I would pay good money get high with @mike

That's all.

Hot Take:
Vibrators are just rudimentary sex robots.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

“not a euphemism, but definitely could be” 

@MonolithImmortal I welcome you tiny face hugger jizz monsters!!! Explore my face hole!

Hey #queer family—

What do y'all think about safe spaces at #work, for #LGBTQIA+ people specifically?

They seem important to me, but should they also include allies that may be closeted (or may not be)? Does having allies in the space decrease its safety? Should they be purposefully constructed or should they just organically grow from private conversations? Is it okay to add any out employee to the group, potentially making existing members uncomfortable?

Resources and boosts welcome.

@MonolithImmortal I describe all that background to say that I have never recommended stock Linux, any distribution, as an operating system for most people. (I also recognize that a ton of things people use these days are Linux-based.) Nor have I ever used it exclusively. Or even as my primary desktop OS.

twitter, ableism, racism, "progressive" christians being shitty 

Oh Brian, you make me so tired.

Do. Not. Call. People. Simple. Minded.

Slurs are slurs, be they racist, homophobic, or ableist. Don't use fucking slurs.

I don't mean to kink shame people who are into masochism, but I really don't understand people who use Linux as their primary operating system.

Autism Awareness Month 

@mike, welcome to your first Autism Awareness month post dx. Take care of yourself, you're probably going to see some deeply problematic stuff that will feel differently now that you know you're autistic.

We're here for you if you need an autistic space to talk about autistic stuff.

I held the door open for some guy and he muttered "thanks, I guess" why are men like this why is masculinity so fragile

PSA: My previous PSA was incorrect. Your car is not covered in tree jizz.

Instead, the air is full of tiny alien facehugger monsters that invade your nostrils and ejaculate all inside your sinuses.

The truth is far worse than we previously realized.

Plants are MONSTERS.

Public Service Announcement: Pollen season is litterally a giant plant bukkake session, and your nose is full of plant semen.

Your car is covered in pine tree jizz.


It wouldn't be unreasonable to say that "Jesus Christ" is the source of my strength and in many ways, "my savior."

It's just that I don't see any reason to think he exists nor do I see any reason to think any "divine beings" exist.

And I haven't involved myself in that stuff in a long time because I have a LOT of serious problems with religion.

It's a strange experience. To be disconnected from the very culture that taught me strength through adversity.

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Turns out I've been eating pineapples wrong my entire life!

Linux shit post, dumping on Ubuntu 

Facebook reminded me that in 2013 I posted "Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian.' "

I still stand by that post.

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