Scully autopsies alien ghosts. Mulder empathizes with mansized lizards.

"Oh I'm a big sports fan!" by which i mean -(im a larger than average human with a passing interest in sports)

I put on my wifes flannel shirt cause i need to do laundry and ive been trying to button it up for like 2 hours now...
why is this so hard?!?!?!

bagpipe levels are currently severe

(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■


gender roles 

they got to their hotel safely :) gonna go try to do some deep breaths

So my parents are traveling through haiti today. (they live there) and there are a lot of protests blocking the road (burning tires ect) and bandits (literal bandits) taking advantage of the situation. Im tracking them on find my iphone just so we have lots of stored location data (in case we need to know that) and this just fucking sucks.

how amazing would it be if beany babies all the sudden skyrocketed in value again. and all the true believers were vindicated at last.

the other day i had the horrible thought that this is all a simulation and my life struggles are just coded to provide context for some rich fuck playing as one of my friends.

hell - funny? 

if anyone wants to know what it's like to have 5 kids - its mostly just listening to the same knock knock joke many many times.

"Inside each of us two wolves" actually statistical error. Majority of people contain no wolves. Wolves Georg has 12 billion wolves inside and is an outlier who should not have been counted


Here’s a poem with no device,
Please throw it in the bin.
Poorly worded, imprecise,
But written just for Bryn.

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